Ghostface Killah is known for a lot of different things: his prolificness (his second album of 2015, Twelve Reasons to Die Part II, came out July 10), his signature style of hand-dyed Wallabees and ostentatious jewelry, and most recently, his entertaining beef with Action Bronson. Perhaps more than anything else, though, he's known for his impenetrable slang. He says a lot of stuff that no one except him can understand. In honor of his creative vocabulary, I've made a quiz inspired by some of Ghostface's most inscrutable lines. Can you tell the real lyrics from the lyrics that could just as well be Ghostface lyrics?
A. Hudson River chicken dinner in a candy coated caterpillar
B. Up in Peekskill where the freaks will snatch a lemon off the god’s tree
C. Hit Poughkeepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie
D. New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty
2. "Mighty Healthy"
A. Both hands Clooney, chilling with my man Mooney
B. Both hands clanksy, chilling with my man Banksy
C. Both hands clammy, chilling with my man Sammy
D. Both hands clusty, chilling with my man Rusty
3. "Apollo Kids"
A. This rap is like penne
B. This rap is like ziti
C. This rap is like gnocchi
D. This rap is like linguini
4. "Guest House"
A. My dick is hard as a callus
B. My dick is hard as a hammer
C. My dick is long like Manute Bol
D. My dick is long like the spacebar
A. Eat fish, that brain food will get you smart
B. Blueberries got antioxidants so you don’t get cancer
C. Ironman got healthy information, a handful of almonds can ward off inflammation
D. An apple a day, stupid nigga, I told you that before
6. "Ghost Deini"
A. Hot night, Bed-Stuy, came through in a cherry red Caddy ride
B. Hot night, Coney Island, came through in a piss-yellow Gremlin, wildin’
C. Hot night, Jamaica, came through in a booger green '68 Pacer
D. Hot night, Corona, came through in a doo-doo brown ’86 Corolla
7. "Sour Soul"
A. My clan is Braveheart, y'all move like Paul Blarts
B. Y’all crew is vermin, ride dick like Pee Wee Herman
C. Them niggas is rats just like Remy
D. Your squad locked up, Ghost is the Brooklyn Zookeeper
8. "Death's Invitation"
A. M-80s stuffed in his ass cause bodily harm
B. Sew his asshole shut and keep feeding him and feeding him
C. Smear some honey on his ass and throw him on a beehive
D. Gerbil on fire in his ass like Richard Gere
9. "The Hilton"
A. We computer niggas, hack your shit to pieces
B. We laptop niggas, thugs in a computer
C. We iPod niggas, boomin' out your earbuds
D. I’m on the internet cuz I’m an internet thug
10. "The Champ"
A. Bet y'all didn't know I had a fake arm - I lost it
B. Pirate Ghost coming through with the peg leg
C. Popped my glass eye out my head, dropped it off the Eiffel
D. Bitch, where my diabetes stick? I gotta check my sugar
Answers: 1 - C, 2 - D, 3 - B, 4 - A, 5 - A, 6 - C, 7 - A, 8 - A, 9 - B, 10 - A